We all know that when
starting a story, we’re supposed to start at the very beginning; a very good
place to start. However, I feel the need to start at the end of the story of
our recent vacation to “BC’s tropical paradise”, Savary Island.
You see, since it’s been
nearly 4 years since I’ve blogged, I must start back up with a bang. So this is
the story of how Colin’s latest boat got it’s name.
It all began the evening
before we left the Island….
The day was windy, and the
water choppy. Fishing was, unfortunately (for Colin) out of the question for
the day. But the crab traps were still set out from the night before, and they
need to come in, despite the chop. I had been banged about with bruises up my
legs and compressed my vertebra one too many times, and was a tad grumpy about
having to go out again. An adult has to go out with Colin every time to be “the
weight at the front of the boat to balance out the overpowering motor for the
small boat”. As my Dad puts it, it’s like being on a sea saw. Up and down, over and over and over again. Remember when the
other person gets off when you’re at the top, sending you plummeting to the
hard ground? Yah. So do I.
A big shout out to my Dad
who took my place that evening. Guess he still gets tired of hearing his
youngest daughter whining.
Colin, Dad, Max and Nathan
return back from pulling up the crab traps for the last time. I can’t believe
I’m saying this, but I was glad we didn’t catch any crabs big enough to eat
this time. We’d had 2 crab feasts already, and it just seemed like more work on
the night before we leave.
Colin and I have a
conversation something like this after dinner.
C: “I think I want to go
check my boat”
N: “Why? Concerned about the
choppy water?”
C: “No, the boat is slowly
taking on water and I want to see how much has come in”
Um…what?? I ask for
clarification that “taking on water” is the non-stressful way of saying “there's-a-hole-in-my-boat”.
Yup.
I timidly agree to go with
him.
We get to the dock, and
there are 3 foot waves. I’m in the water trying to steady the rowboat so Colin
can actually get in and row us out to our “larger” boat (which thankfully is
still there). It takes a long time and a year off my life, but Colin rows us to
the holey boat.
There’s 4 inches of water in
it.
Colin shouts over the sound
of my screaming the waves “hop in the boat!”.
So…just to clarify…I am
supposed to hurl myself from an extremely rocky boat with no hole, to an
extremely rocky boat with 4 inches of
water and a hole during a storm where there are 3 foot high waves coming
over the sides of the boat?? Oh, ok. No problem. Just checking.
I time my epic boat transfer
between two waves. I start bailing. I am trying not to cry, mainly because my
tears would add to the volume of water to bail.
During the kafuffle, we
decide that we have to beach the boat overnight. There’s little chance it could
stay afloat. So we tow the little boat behind the holey boat to shore, making
sure to lift up the motor before the waves slam us up on the beach. Then I put
on my Popeye suit, eat my spinach, and help Colin carry the boat up past the
high tide line.
It’s been years since I’ve
been so terrified. But it’s over. For now.
Fast-forward to the next
morning when it’s time to leave. Now, usually when you leave an awesome
vacation, you are kind of teary and down because you don’t want to leave. I, on
the other hand, was teary because I was scared to death of crossing the 6 km
span of the Pacific Ocean in a boat with a flipping
hole in it. I was, however, overjoyed that the 3 kids and my parents got to
take a water taxi that does not have
a hole.
Before we leave the cabin,
Colin takes out his emergency radio and says, “Nance, we’ll be fine. But if we
do capsize or sink, flip this to channel 16, shout ‘MAYDAY’ 3 times, and give
them your location”.
Dad and Mom try to reassure
me that God looks after us. To this I say, “Yes I know He does, but He also
doesn’t expect people to go boating in the Ocean on purpose with holey boats. That’s when God says, ‘Dude, you’re on
your own’”. I can just see God rolling His eyes and shaking His head saying, “Oh,
Colin…”.
At the beach, Colin, Mom and
I got the boats to the water at low tide. Mom’s in the Ocean in her runners and
jeans simultaneously steadying the boat from the waves, and reaching over the
side to jam her finger in the hole on the bottom of the boat. Then she makes a
hard decision and lets her baby get into a sinking ship with a crazy pirate to
cross the sea. I kiss my kids goodbye and tell them I love them.
As soon as I get into the
boat, I jam my toe into the hole, and flatten my foot along the crack. I also
have to shift my weight as far forward as possible. This lands my rear on the
boat moorage float (like a yoga ball) instead of on a seat. The float acts as a
trampoline every time the boat hits a wave (which, I might add, is every 2
seconds). One arm is holding onto a rope, the other onto a bailing/barf bucket,
and between my legs are prawn traps and other fishing gear, giving me one new leg
bruise per bounce.
As I’m playing this
dangerous game of Twister, 4 things are going on in my head.
1. Prayer. I’m praying hard.
2. I’m composing this blog
post.
3. I’m wondering, “Now where
is that stupid radio? Wait a minute… it doesn’t float. WHAT GOOD IS A STUPID
EMERGENCY RADIO IF IT DOESN’T FLOAT????”
4. I’m trying to remember
what about I love about Colin that makes up for this experience.
Just when I couldn’t get
more stressed, Colin starts singing Great Big Sea songs. Jolly, happy tunes
about being on the Ocean. If I had a free hand I would have smacked him upside
the head with a paddle.
I return to thinking about
#4 above.
Even though I’m bouncing
like a rag doll, you think I let my foot off that hole even once? Not. A. Chance.
My foot goes numb from the temperature of the Ocean on my foot. I did a darn
good job at plugging the hole because Colin only had to bail a bit near the end
of the half-hour ride.
As I get out of the boat and
onto the mainland, I suppress the urge to hit the deck and kiss the slippery
boat launch concrete. No, that would be weird. I do, however, kick the boat and
yell “Swiss Cheese!” at it.
Hmm. In hindsight, that
might have been a weird thing to do too. Nonetheless, the boat now has a name.
And one day soon, while Cap’n Colin is at work, I will be painting it onto the
side of the boat.
I enjoyed this immensely! Thanks for sharing a funny story! Glad you guys are okay...can't wait to hear more about your trip!
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